5 second rule applies?

For those of you who don't know..... I work in a law office that does primarily medical malpractice plaintiff's work. We sue doctors and hospitals who screw up.

My boss got an interesting email inquiry this morning.....

A woman and her husband went to a fertility clinic at a local medical facility.... somehow, "in process," the husband's sperm was accidentally dropped on the floor. Bummer! So, after that didn't go so well, the couple left. They then get a phone call from the facility, asking them to come in "for a meeting." They come to learn that the husband's sperm (yeah, the same sperm that fell on the floor) had been accidentally -- implanted, inserted, turkey-basted, whatever you want to call it -- into another unknown woman's body. Fortunately, the woman didn't become pregnant.

So...... how in the fuck did the sperm get from the floor into some strange woman's uterus? Did she happen to be laying on the floor spread eagle with her cooch pointed upward? Makes ya wonder, doesn't it?? :)