Mouse Balls

Keep em clean!! This is what I learned today.

See, I am a computer dipshit - I know enough to get me through the day, but other than that, I don't want to know and don't care. If my computer konks out, I'm apt to just go get a new one (well, assuming I have the money to do this) rather than (1) try and figure out what's wrong, or (2) schlepp it to someone who can.

So, my mouse has been a royal pain the ASS lately - all squirrley, won't work for shit. Frustrating as HELL - my computer's heard more curses lately than a hungry, pissed off horny sailor.

So, this morning I'm a message board I frequent (Eagles message board), and I post a thread about my fucking mouse dilemma...... and there I find out you just have to take the ball out and clean the rollers - and, I ACTUALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT!!! Coming from a person who can barely change a light bulb, this is an amazing feat. WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Yes, it's a small step, but I'm damn proud of myself and my mouse balls are now back to normal. Thank freaking GOD!

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OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I've been waiting for this day for months!!! However, I turned on the TV this morning to find the Sixers/Celtics game on, and they showed a clip from the beginning of the game, where Ed Rendell (Governor of PA) came out wearing a PATS Jersey!!! Evidently he and the Governor of Mass. had a bet or something from the Super Bowl last year and this was payback day. Fuck, I did NOT need to be reminded of this.

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I was at the gym yesterday when the news came that Pope John Paul II had died. Poor guy - but, what a great man. I actually shed a couple tears - I'm not Catholic, never saw/met the guy. But, to devote your entire life to something to selfless and good - you gotta prop that. RIP Pope.

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It's raining here. Again. Guess our February-March spring is now over. And, it's killing my sinus/allergies. Oh well, what can ya do.