She-Males, "Its," Whatever The Fuck They Are
I've encountered this more and more frequently. A sign of the times? My slowly-building senility? Who knows. Do you ever see these "people," and not know what the fuck gender they are? I mean, it's either male or female, it can't be that hard of a thing to figure out, right? I know those butch lesbian chicks can really throw a wrench into the works, but come fuckin on.
Today I was absolutely mystified at what I saw.
Ok, so I'm at work - I go to the gym around 11:30 to work out. So I'm there, doing my barbell bicep curls in front of the mirror, where the benches are, and this...."thing," for lack of a better word....prances by me. I take a second look - well, I just had to. He, or she, had on purple shorts and a turquoise sequined tank top - obviously female clothes. But, the thing is, 'it' looks like a guy. I mean completely. No breasteses, but no obvious "male bulge" either. Hair is short, a guy haircut. Glasses - no way to tell the gender by that one. No makeup. A face that could honestly go either way. Older person, probably late 40's or early 50's.
You see the sequins and automatically think it's a woman of some sort, but goddammit I just couldn't specify or decide one way or the other. I shake my head and hey, gotta get workin here, only have so much time, I have to get back to work. So, as I'm roaming around the gym doing my thing, this 'thing' prances by very hurredly, all over the place, doing what seems like completely random exercises at a very fast pace. Must be very popular, in what circles, I know not, nor do I ever want to know.
I see him/her/it/whateverthefuck heading toward the lockerrooms. This is my chance. I can finally know for sure (why I'm worried about this, I have no clue) what it is!!!
And....
it walks into the men's lockerroom!! I still can't believe it. But, honestly, I'd have been surprised either way. Just freaky.
Then, I see what is evidently a 'him' all changed into his street clothes, ready to head out into the world. Brave man. So, he's wearing a plaid MINISKIRT!!! I fucking kid you not.
Can you get PSTD from this? I think I need a drink.
Today I was absolutely mystified at what I saw.
Ok, so I'm at work - I go to the gym around 11:30 to work out. So I'm there, doing my barbell bicep curls in front of the mirror, where the benches are, and this...."thing," for lack of a better word....prances by me. I take a second look - well, I just had to. He, or she, had on purple shorts and a turquoise sequined tank top - obviously female clothes. But, the thing is, 'it' looks like a guy. I mean completely. No breasteses, but no obvious "male bulge" either. Hair is short, a guy haircut. Glasses - no way to tell the gender by that one. No makeup. A face that could honestly go either way. Older person, probably late 40's or early 50's.
You see the sequins and automatically think it's a woman of some sort, but goddammit I just couldn't specify or decide one way or the other. I shake my head and hey, gotta get workin here, only have so much time, I have to get back to work. So, as I'm roaming around the gym doing my thing, this 'thing' prances by very hurredly, all over the place, doing what seems like completely random exercises at a very fast pace. Must be very popular, in what circles, I know not, nor do I ever want to know.
I see him/her/it/whateverthefuck heading toward the lockerrooms. This is my chance. I can finally know for sure (why I'm worried about this, I have no clue) what it is!!!
And....
it walks into the men's lockerroom!! I still can't believe it. But, honestly, I'd have been surprised either way. Just freaky.
Then, I see what is evidently a 'him' all changed into his street clothes, ready to head out into the world. Brave man. So, he's wearing a plaid MINISKIRT!!! I fucking kid you not.
Can you get PSTD from this? I think I need a drink.
posted by Miss_Vicki at 2:10 PM
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