The Ultimate Valentine's Day Present

I think the best Valentine's Day presents aren't really bought:

Romantic (for a woman)
Romantic candle-lit dinner @ home, prepared by your man - even if it's take-out, just a very romantic setting, he then reads her a poem that he wrote himself, about their love (am I puking yet?), then he carries her upstairs to either a bubble bath or a bed draped in rose petals, candles lit, music playing, bottle of champagne, and a floor soon to be covered in clothes. He's very attentive, only caring about your pleasure, and afterwards he stays in bed to talk.

Sexy (for a man)
You buy a school girl outfit (option bring over friend who's dressed in the same), set him down in his favorite chair, with the beer/drink of his choice. While he relaxes, you begin a strip tease (option making out with friend while stripping each other) and, how you say, give yourself a treat. Then, you lead him upstairs and tie him to the bed and ravage him repeatedly. (while you're upstairs his next present is being taken care of downstairs). You crawl back downstairs because you're hungry. He finds his next present: a 50-something inch new HD plasma TV. Then the doorbell rings: a five-star streak dinner delivered right to your door!!