I'm not afraid to admit it when I need a little help...

I want to 'get creative' with my template but I haven't the foggiest freaking idea how to do it. Seroiusly, I know NOTHING. JP has been nice enough to show me the basics, but aside from what you see I'm bloggically impaired. HELP! Can someone please either point me to a good learnin' site or give me some pointers, by email or whatever the frick you want. Inanna and Evil Science Chick have got it goin' on, but hey I'm into baby steps here.

Anyone?

Bueller..........??

Come on, could you say no to a face like this?