Let's talk about sex, baby

What inspired this post, you ask? Well, alas, the credit isn't mine to take, sorry to say. It goes to the 20 year old girl that lives in the apartment below me. Sunday night, as I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth and peeing for the 5,763rd time that day, getting ready for beddie-bye, I was seranaded by the sound of that girl gettin slammed somethin' good. Let me tell ya, I about had an accident listening to it. Literally screaming, moaning and exclaiming at the top of her lungs. Usually the sounds coming from downstairs are of a fighting nature, not a lovin' one. Her and her on again/off again boyfriend fight CONSTANTLY, and very loudly. Maybe she just has good lungs and likes to use them, who knows. BUT..... this very vocal session last night was courtesy of 'the new dude,' because I saw him leaving her apartment early this morning, and there's rumors circulating about the previous boyfriend being served with a restraining order and kicked out of her apartment earlier that weekend.

So, all this got me to thinking...... not that I'm an expert on the following, mind you, because I'm not. But.... when same-sex couples are doin' it, how come they don't make loud moaning or screaming noises during sex? It seems to be a much more intimate, quiter experience, not like the "fuck me harder! fuck me harder" you get with a guy & a girl. Again, much of this is an assumption from the handful of girl-on-girl "flics" I've seen. I can't bear to watch two guys go at it - nothing wrong with it, I just don't want to watch it, especially right after eating. It won't end well. So...... back to the question at hand: why is this? Is same sex sex not as good, or exciting, or screamtastic as opposite sex sex? Or is it just different? And, if so, how?

I've seen seeing a extraordinarily large amount of 'girl couples' walking around town lately. I don't know if I just never noticed, or if it's the 'new thing' around here, or for that matter, why I care. I like guys. I know I like guys. I have kissed a girl, twice, and enjoyed it, but it's more of an experimentation thing - I wouldn't mind doing it every once in a while, but when I look at guys like this I know for a fact I'm not a lesbian:

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Just one of those things that, because I have way too much free time on my hands and kind of like it that way, I think about until my wittle brain starts spinning.