Monday, February 14, 2005

I'm Naked!!!

Well, figuratively speaking, of course ;o)

Guess if you can't beat em, join em, right?

I'm not one to really openly talk about myself a lot - yeah sure, the mundane stupid stuff, but nothing much about me. I don't open up too well.

So, anyway, here's that questionnaire thingy to tell y'all a little more about me (if you care, that is):

1. Your name spelled backwards:
Airotciv (say what???)
ikciv (not much better)

2. Where were your parents born?
Mom in Mississippi, Dad in Alabama. Yes, I'm a southern belle - well, technically speaking.

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
Program for my digital camera - ooohhhhh what fun I'm gonna have :op

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
Anything involving pizza, pretty much - God, I fucking love pizza more than just about anything.

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
Last summer, sometime, shit I'm too old to remember that far back.

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
Again, way too long ago. I don't think so, and if I did, I blocked that trauma right out of my fucking mind, and that's where it will stay, God willing.

7. How many kids do you want?
God, even this excuse is getting old - I'm getting too old to think about that now, but probably just one, if any. I can't tell if I'm wanting one because I'm a female and supposed to reproduce, or if I really really want one. I think I'd be perfectly happy with a dog.

8. Type of music do you dislike most?
I'd have to say country, although there's a tiny bit of it I can tolerate. I grew up listening to it, as my parents are indeed Southern. I'm more of a rock & roll girl, and I can get into just about anything else - even classical.

9. Are you registered to vote?
Hell yea!!! Lotta good it did me.

10. Do you have cable?
Shit, I have digital cable with EVERY CHANNEL YOU CAN POSSIBLY HAVE.

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
God no, if I had I'd have shot myself by now.

12. Ever prank call anybody?
I don't know if this counts, but when I was little and "The Monkees" was on TV I tried to call Davy Jones once, I called 'the operator' in California and spent about 1/2 hour trying to convince her that it would make her go to heaven if she gave me his #. Bitch.

13. Ever get a parking ticket?
Yep, I was in my parents' car last Memorial Day weekend, I parked it at the train station when apparently I wasn't supposed to.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
Fuck. No. Rinse. Repeat.

15. Farthest place you ever traveled?
Acapulco and the Bahamas, too lazy to think about which is farther.

16. Do you have a garden?
It would be a garden of dead plants if I did, I'm a plant killer.

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
Don't have one.

18. Do you really know all the words to the national anthem?
Yes, but like the Eagles (I hate myself for saying this, but....), I'd probably choke if push came to shove and I had to sing it out loud.

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
Shower, morning - once in a while I'll take me a bubble bath. Unfortunately, only my big toe fits in the tub.

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
I guess it would have to be "Ray." Great movie.

21. Favorite pizza toppings?
Meatsa Meatsa!!! Lots and lots of meat, but pepperoni and sausage are my favs. Did I tell you I LOVE pizza?

22. Chips or popcorn?
Chips, but I love that sweet/salty kettle popcorn - YUM.

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
Nothing specific, mostly mauvey shades.

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
HUH??

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
Nope, but I did go to modeling school when I was a young lass.

26. Orange Juice or apple?
OJ, apple juice sucks.

27. Favorite type of chocolate bar?
Wow, that's a toughy. But I'd probably have to go with what I grew up on, frozen Hershey Bars. I could probably think up something better, but it's Monday night and I had one helluva day.

28 When was the last time you voted at the polls?
November 2, 2004. OrrrreeygON is a blue state, thank the Lord!

29. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
Um.............. homegrown by me? Never. Plant killer, remember?

30. Have you ever won a trophy?
Just one in my life - softball tournament, 1997.

31. Are you a good cook?
I'm not a cook period. The world is better for it, trust me.

32. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
Yep, I'm from PA man!! Half the time here in Oregon I start to get out of the car, forgetting I can't do it here. Stupid, really.

33. Ever order an item from an infomercial?
Nope, so far anyway.

34. Sprite or 7-up?
Either, but really don't drink either anymore. Stoli Vanilla & Diet Coke for me.

35. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
Just once. My first job was working at McDonalds in the mall at Christmastime. It's a miracle I wasn't wearing a straightjacket by the time I got done with that job.

36. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
Same thing I always buy, medicine for my blood pressure and Benadryl Severe Allergy & Sinus Headache, oh and Advil. That's only because as nicely as I ask they still won't give me Valium.

37. Ever throw up in public?
If I did, I was too drunk to remember, but I don't think so. Damn, what a boring life I lead.

38. Would you prefer being a millionaire or to find true love?
Both, silly!
True love, without a doubt.

39. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Sure, I believe in just about everything.

40. Ever call a 1-900 number?
Not yet, but the night is still young. But, if I do, I'll make sure to do it from my roommate's phone :op

41. Can exes be friends?
Sure, but it takes 2 very mature people, and how often does that happen in a relationship?

42. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
God, how sad is this, I can't remember. I would imagine it would have to be my dad, although it's been several years, thank God, since he's been in the hospital.

43. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
I don't know, I haven't seen my baby pictures in a long time.

44. What message is on your answering machine?
Like anyone ever calls me.

45. What is in your backpack?
Everything I own, I don't have time to list it all.

46. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
ummmmmmmmmm.... I plead the Fifth on this one :op

47. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
That I haven't had a stroke or heart attack, given how stressed out I am/get. Also, something else which I can't mention here, you know who you are.

48. What is the first concert you ever went to?
Gawd, I think it was The Kinks, I can't remember who else, I was about 13 or 14 and my dad actually insisted on going with me and my friend. He sat about 2 rows back, just to keep an eye on us. That must have been the first and only time he got a contact high. I sure did.