Men, you can't live with em, you can't shoot em ;)
Ok. Well, it turns out I must have forgotten that I GAVE the 22 year old my # after all (hey after a few beers, who remember these things? lol), but out of the fucking blue, he called me today!! I was at work, so he left me a voice mail, asking if I was doing anything tomorrow night (being Friday). HOLY SHIT!! Ok now that this little ... idea is a reality, what to do!!
So, after all your "go for it!" comments, I got to thinkin.... WHY NOT? I mean it's not like I'm going to really DO anything with him, but there's nothing wrong with having a few beer or whatever, right?
So I called him back, and he asked if he could take me out to dinner, or whatever I wanted to do. I told him I was probably just gonna go find a bar to watch the Mariners game at, so he said he'd love to do that. So, we're gonna talk after work tomorrow and go from there. Holy fookin' shit!! I don't know what I'd seriously do if he tried to kiss me or something.... I MEAN, HE'S JUST A BABY!! lol I just don't know if I could do it with out feeling totally.... weird. So, here we stand, I am evidently going out on a "date" with a 22 year old. God help us all. :)
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Why Men Are Happier Than Women
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
So, after all your "go for it!" comments, I got to thinkin.... WHY NOT? I mean it's not like I'm going to really DO anything with him, but there's nothing wrong with having a few beer or whatever, right?
So I called him back, and he asked if he could take me out to dinner, or whatever I wanted to do. I told him I was probably just gonna go find a bar to watch the Mariners game at, so he said he'd love to do that. So, we're gonna talk after work tomorrow and go from there. Holy fookin' shit!! I don't know what I'd seriously do if he tried to kiss me or something.... I MEAN, HE'S JUST A BABY!! lol I just don't know if I could do it with out feeling totally.... weird. So, here we stand, I am evidently going out on a "date" with a 22 year old. God help us all. :)
****************************
Why Men Are Happier Than Women
1. We keep our last name.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can be president.
6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
8. The world is our urinal.
9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
10. Same work, more pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
13. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
15. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet.
16. One mood, ALL the time.
17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
18. We know stuff about tanks.
19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
20. We can open all our own jars.
21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.
23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
24. Everything on our face stays its original color.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
27. We almost never have strap problems in public.
28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.
30. We don't have to shave below our neck.
31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.
34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.
posted by Miss_Vicki at 7:45 AM
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