What in the holy hell....?

Ok first, let me first admit that I actually sat and watched 3 FRIGGING HOURS of The Bachelor last night. Why, I have no frigging idea. I actually DVR'd '24'!!! I must be insane. All I know is.... that old Bachelor guy, Byron, was on with his fianee' Mary, and he's what, 40-something?



He's definitely hot - why am I now looking at 40-something guys and thinking they're hot? Oh shit, yeah, it's because I'm 37. Fuck, when did THAT happen!!


Now.... during the show they advertised an upcoming new ABC series that absolutely floored me. This is getting serious, folks. And very, very sad.

I watch several reality shows religiously: Survivor, Apprentice, Big Brother (well just started that one last year), American Idol (don't even say it!), and The Bachelor. The are really reaching with these new ones. I also saw something about a new reality show involving a bunch of high school kids competing for a full scholarship to any college of their choice. Jesus.

Ok this is the new reality show I'm talking about. Just fucking sickening. BALLROOM DANCING!!!! oooooooooo watch me swoon, a bunch of no-name celebrities (ok Evander's well know but COME FUCKING ON when you picture ballroom dancing (have any of us EVER?), Evander ain't one that comes to mind. Now if it were Mike Tyson, maybe I'd watch it!!) competing in dance-offs each week?

ARE THEY ON CRACK??

Here's a quote from the story:
"It's fresh and different," Hopkins said of televised dancing. "We haven't seen much ballroom dancing on television before."

WHY DO YA THINK THAT IS, GENIUS??
Should I apply for his job now? :o)