JP slapped my ass with a tag

goddamn you :op

The object of this exercise is to pick five from the list and complete the phrase. Feel free to add additional occupations after you've done yours. Pass it on to others. Silly? Yeah. Fun? Of course! Thanks JP, you suck.

The List

If I could be a scientist
If I could be a farmer
If I could be a musician
If I could be a doctor
If I could be a painter
If I could be a gardener
If I could be a missionary
If I could be a chef
If I could be an architect
If I could be a linguist
If I could be a librarian
If I could be an athlete
If I could be a lawyer
If I could be an innkeeper
If I could be a professor
If I could be a writer
If I could be a llama-rider(by Ogre)
If I could be a bonnie pirate(By Teach)
If I could be a servicemember(By Jeremy)
If I could be a business owner(By Blue 944)
If I could be an actor(By Blue 944)
If I could be an agent(By KelBel)
If I could be video game designer(By KelBel)
If I could be a comic book artist(By Stoli)
If I could be a hooker(By Pollo Loco)
If I could be a crack addict(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a porn star(by Elizabeth)
If I could be a mime(by Garrison)
If I could be a domestic engineer(by Rick)
If I could be a chimney sweep(by laine)
If I could be a masseuse(by laine)
If I could be a taxi driver(by Brian)
If I could be a priest(by Brian)
If I could be the Sherrif Of Nottingham(Karen)
If I could be a dancer(Karen)
If I could be Santa Claus(Karen)
If I could be on a reality TV show(Dawn)
If I could be a magician(Dawn)

1. If I could be on a reality show, it would be The Bachlorette, and I get to hand pick all the bachelors myself! oh what fun I could have....

2. If I could be a hooker, I'd charge $2,500 a night and wear expensive designer clothes. How bad could it be? :op

3. If I could be an athlete, I'd be a tennis player who could kick Serena Williams' ass (on a more comical note, I'd be Javy Lopez's love slave, I'd need to quite athletic for that!)

4. If I could be a scientist (ok gotta have a sappy one), I'd cure the fuck out of cancer and Alzheimer's and anything else I could get my hands on.

5. If I could be a lawyer, I'd be my own boss, gotta love that!


I'm going to tag Jersey Girl :op