Fantasies & Tongues
Just imagine her and Gene Simmons together.... or not :op
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YAHOO FANTASY FOOTBALL IS READY!!
If you know what you're doing, just go register your team under the league I set up. The league ID # is 274991, password is "fantasy."
For those of you who are new at this, here are detailed instructions on what to do (just email me if you have any questions):
Go to www.yahoo.com (if you're already registered on Yahoo, sign in first, if not you can register first (self explanatory, easy to do), there's a list of services on the main Yahoo page starting with "Autos" - click on "sports." Toward the top right-hand corner is a link for "Fantasy" (how could ya pass that one up, right?), click there. See the big "Rekindle the Rivalries" link at the top? Click on "sign up now" below it. Look for the link for "Free Fantasy Football" on the right hand side, click on "Join a League." Then it'll take you to a page where you click on "Join Custom League." That's where you enter the ID and password. It'll the prompt you to select a 'team name' and a few other options. Do that, and you're done! If you're a regular Yahoo user, there should be a link to your football league and team on your "My Yahoo" page, if you're not, you can get to your team/league by going to this link: http://fantasysports.yahoo.com/
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So.....do you ever see something on sale at the grocery store, and feel compelled to buy tons and tons of it?
When I was younger, my dad would do just that. He knew I liked Coke, so when it went on sale he'd literally buy like a dozen 2-liter bottles of it. He'd line them up ever so neatly on the floor, against the wall, in the kitchen... kind of like the Great Wall of Coke. Once it got down to about 3 bottles, he'd head off to the store (going to the same store, the exact same way, parking in almost the exact same spot - and still does, I'm afraid) to replenish the supply. Even if I stopped liking said Coke, for example, he'd continue to buy it anyway!
I find myself doing just that, at times, now. I can't run out of anything. I love this ice cream, and when I am about 3/4 of the way done a container I feel compelled to run to the store and get a new one.
It's like a sick obsession. Don't even get me started on the beer category. This is why I'm so a Type A.
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Speaking of Type A, what if I want to trade this horrible label in for a bright, shiny new Type B model? I'm sick of being uncontrollably stressed all the time, over stupid ass shit like whether or not I should run to the store at 11 pm to stock up on said ice cream, when there's 1/4 container left and I'm don't even want any right now!! When I'm in my car headed to the store to get a sandwich, and stressed about hurrying to get there because I'm worried that the minute I park and get out of my car, they'll have just sold the last of whatever shit it is I want in my sammich, and I'll have to go without? As if this is the ONLY place left to get food in the free world??? (So, instead of singing the classic Donny & Marie hit (ask me how I know this and I'll slap you), "I'm a little bit couuuntry, I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll....", I should be singing instead, "I'm a little bit OCD, I'm a little bit ADDDDDDDDD..." Catchy, aint it?
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YAHOO FANTASY FOOTBALL IS READY!!
If you know what you're doing, just go register your team under the league I set up. The league ID # is 274991, password is "fantasy."
For those of you who are new at this, here are detailed instructions on what to do (just email me if you have any questions):
Go to www.yahoo.com (if you're already registered on Yahoo, sign in first, if not you can register first (self explanatory, easy to do), there's a list of services on the main Yahoo page starting with "Autos" - click on "sports." Toward the top right-hand corner is a link for "Fantasy" (how could ya pass that one up, right?), click there. See the big "Rekindle the Rivalries" link at the top? Click on "sign up now" below it. Look for the link for "Free Fantasy Football" on the right hand side, click on "Join a League." Then it'll take you to a page where you click on "Join Custom League." That's where you enter the ID and password. It'll the prompt you to select a 'team name' and a few other options. Do that, and you're done! If you're a regular Yahoo user, there should be a link to your football league and team on your "My Yahoo" page, if you're not, you can get to your team/league by going to this link: http://fantasysports.yahoo.com/
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So.....do you ever see something on sale at the grocery store, and feel compelled to buy tons and tons of it?
When I was younger, my dad would do just that. He knew I liked Coke, so when it went on sale he'd literally buy like a dozen 2-liter bottles of it. He'd line them up ever so neatly on the floor, against the wall, in the kitchen... kind of like the Great Wall of Coke. Once it got down to about 3 bottles, he'd head off to the store (going to the same store, the exact same way, parking in almost the exact same spot - and still does, I'm afraid) to replenish the supply. Even if I stopped liking said Coke, for example, he'd continue to buy it anyway!
I find myself doing just that, at times, now. I can't run out of anything. I love this ice cream, and when I am about 3/4 of the way done a container I feel compelled to run to the store and get a new one.
It's like a sick obsession. Don't even get me started on the beer category. This is why I'm so a Type A.
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Speaking of Type A, what if I want to trade this horrible label in for a bright, shiny new Type B model? I'm sick of being uncontrollably stressed all the time, over stupid ass shit like whether or not I should run to the store at 11 pm to stock up on said ice cream, when there's 1/4 container left and I'm don't even want any right now!! When I'm in my car headed to the store to get a sandwich, and stressed about hurrying to get there because I'm worried that the minute I park and get out of my car, they'll have just sold the last of whatever shit it is I want in my sammich, and I'll have to go without? As if this is the ONLY place left to get food in the free world??? (So, instead of singing the classic Donny & Marie hit (ask me how I know this and I'll slap you), "I'm a little bit couuuntry, I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll....", I should be singing instead, "I'm a little bit OCD, I'm a little bit ADDDDDDDDD..." Catchy, aint it?
posted by Miss_Vicki at 8:09 PM
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