Thursday, May 26, 2005

Sluts R Us?!

..... or a wannabe.

Ok, I work with this very nice woman who, despite her age of - late 40-something, insists on dressing like a two-bit floosie AT THE OFFICE!

I don't care what you wear outside of work - hell, I dress "sexy" almost all the time. Even at work I'll wear what I would call a mini-skirt, shorts, tank tops, etc - but she takes it to a whole never level.

Yesterday we had a baby shower (we're a small firm, only 15 people total) for one of the attorney's wives who just had a baby 2 months ago (I don't like showers in general, too girly for me, but I suffered through it :op). To this, the floos in question wore a miniskirt so high it barely covered her ass - like one of those skirts the tennis players wear, SHORT. With that, a nice halter or tank top thing which was pearl colored, and see through. Black bra underneath (fake boobages underneath that). Jesus Christ, it's a baby shower!!! Why would you wear a black bra with a see-through light-colored top? Oh, right, to show off yoah tits!

I've seen her wear all sorts of crazy stuff - black spandex pants, leather skirts, you name it. She once tore something or other in her knee and was on crutches for a while. She walked, or whatever you would call it, around in HIGH HEELS! I just don't get it.

She doesn't look her age - if I didn't know her I'd never think she was pushin 50. But, she does look at least look early 40's. She regularly dates guys in their 20's. She has sons older than the guys she dates. She is a GRANDMOTHER.

When is too late to dress sexy? Or should you "show it if ya got it"? I'm 37 and still dress sexy - just not slutty. There's a difference.

This girl knows how to party. She goes out all the time bar-hopping. The whole male population of Portland probably "knows her name." I have actually kissed this woman before (just once, and that's a whole nother blog lol); a bunch of us from the firm were down the street at a restaurant/bar (Il Fornaio, I miss that place!) watching the Ducks game or something or other, and ended up drinking quite a bit. I think someone dared us, so we did it. Not IT, just kissed :op

Today she comes in with a white t-shirt on - not too bad, but underneath is that damn black bra again :op

I think I need to have a talk with this woman, before it's too late.