Fort Knox!

What are these fuckers made of??



Someone please tell me, because it sure as shit isn't regular old cardobard, let me tell you. The Fed Ex "dude," as I like to call him, came by the office today with one of these. It took me FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES to get it open!!! There are little tabs you're supposed to be able to pull on to open them up easily. They are on both sides of the box. Well, both ripped off immediately and I was then left to my own devices to get it open. It's too thick/hard for regular scissors to cut through; it's also too thick/hard to rip through. The glue they used to seal the boxes up could hold five elephants and/or George Bush's ego - in other words, strong-ass mothafuckin glue.

By the time I got it open I was so freakin pissed off I took out the few freaking pieces of paper put in said box (now tell me, why in the holy hell couldn't they just use a Fed Ex envelope!) and threw it at the attorney it was addressed to as I huffed by mumbling "fucking fed ex!"

What sends you into a violent rage at the office? Mine are too numerous to mention. The people are great, it's the little things like that which will send me to an early grave :)